It appears that bathing in asses milk is good for the skin?!
Question: However, I am short of asses round here. Can one bathe in cow's milk instead? Can it be UHT semi-skimmed? Or can anyone suggest another bathing liquid with similar beautifying properties?
Answers: However, I am short of asses round here. Can one bathe in cow's milk instead? Can it be UHT semi-skimmed? Or can anyone suggest another bathing liquid with similar beautifying properties?
I have my very own skin care cream technique for helping the ladies out old girl, although it does involve me being in the room at the same time as the recipient (The Swedish twins swear by it) I don't mind dropping by your estate and splashing some on you this evening. Tip top.
Plenty of asses on here...
My guess is that any full fat cream milk is good for the skin. In fact the best 'grease' to rub into the skin is plain old petroleum jelly. Keeps the skin young and supple.
Cleopatra was on to something, that's for sure.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl6wUVaw3...
is that really neccessary? why can't you just use moisturiser or something?
In the absence of the necessary arses! (PMSL here) trying using oatmeal - in a muslin bag hung under the tap whilst bath is running.
Joking apart, its great for the skin!
Having just returned from a 'fact finding' trip to Paris with the vicar's wife (apparently he's never offered to take her up the bell tower!) I can attest that the latest Lanc?me 'Secret de Vie' Asses Cr