Poor hubby has man flu, will he survive the night?!
Question: Poor hubby has man flu, will he survive the night!?
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Hey, I have it myself and am getting FAR too little sympathy! No one's even bothered to bring me anything cool to drink, and I am too ill to get up and walk!.
I am currently typing on this keyboard with the help of a pool cue, which I am stretching out from the couch on which I am ensconced!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I am currently typing on this keyboard with the help of a pool cue, which I am stretching out from the couch on which I am ensconced!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
1 hot totty followed by a night time cold and flu medication and you should be whine free for at least 3 or 4 hours!. hey i have to drug mine everytime!.!.!.!.the urge to drown out the whinning with a pillow gets strong!.!.!.!.so cold medicine that will knock him out is the only legal thing i can turn to!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Quick, get one of those nurse agencies on the phone,book a nurse for the weekend, and pack your bags for a nice weekend at Holiday Inn, with the pool,jacuzzi,sauna and steam room option!.
If he's still alive on Tuesday, after the Bank Holiday you'll be fine to come home!.
SO long as you put new batteries in the remote and leave him lying in front of the T!.V!. I doubt he'll notice you're gone!.!.!.
M : )Www@Answer-Health@Com
If he's still alive on Tuesday, after the Bank Holiday you'll be fine to come home!.
SO long as you put new batteries in the remote and leave him lying in front of the T!.V!. I doubt he'll notice you're gone!.!.!.
M : )Www@Answer-Health@Com
omg,rally the family just in case he does not make it!. As for you put some ear plugs in, put your feet up and have a large glass of wine, at least you wont hear him moaning , good luck, hope you survive the night lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
I could give the proper remedy, but decorum prevents me!.
Just tell 'im to sack on the couch until he gets over it!. Leave a big bowl of junk food, a case of beer, and the TV remote within his reach, and he'll be fine in a few weeks!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Just tell 'im to sack on the couch until he gets over it!. Leave a big bowl of junk food, a case of beer, and the TV remote within his reach, and he'll be fine in a few weeks!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
The way they moan about it, he probably thinks he won't last the night!. When my husband was ill a few weeks ago, he actually admitted that he is pathetic when he is ill!. Not many men admit to that!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Have a found a remedy that instantly reduces man 'flu' to man 'sniffles' - first word starts with b and second word starts with j!. You will usually find they can manage it which means they are well on the road to recovery!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
OMG Poor you, you have all my sympathy!. Sleep on the settee or in the spare room, that yway you wont hear him moaning about is 'man flu'!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Be prepared!.!.!.!.!.!.i'd get the undertakers in and measure him up for the old wooden box!. This would be best done while he is in a light sleep and he'll think he's already gone!!
Check insurance policies too!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Check insurance policies too!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Forget you!!!
Man flu is a serious affliction
I recommend an all night vigil by his bedside patting his forehead with a damp cloth and giving him OJ through a strawWww@Answer-Health@Com
Man flu is a serious affliction
I recommend an all night vigil by his bedside patting his forehead with a damp cloth and giving him OJ through a strawWww@Answer-Health@Com
tell him "OMG! the epidermis on your gluteus maximus has been infected with normal flora!" (skin on his butt has tiny germs that aren't harmful)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Haha, just give him a sleeping pill and some whiskey - hopefully that'll stop him complaining! (preferably do this on the sofa so YOU get the bed!)Www@Answer-Health@Com
Not if you smother him with a pillow! What babies they can be, get your ear plugs in and get a good nights rest, you will need it for moany drawers demands tomorrow! My thoughts are with you!Www@Answer-Health@Com
He's probably not gonna make it to be fair, so theres a lil less ironing for you!!!
Man flu can be a killer, my hubby has severe bouts!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bless his lil wussy a!.ss xWww@Answer-Health@Com
Man flu can be a killer, my hubby has severe bouts!.!.!.!.!.!.!.bless his lil wussy a!.ss xWww@Answer-Health@Com
Deepest sympathy; hope it doesn't last tooooo long :( Nothing worse!! Strongly recommend earplugs 24/7!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I'm afraid that you will have to face up to the possibility he may develop triple pneumonia!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Give him special medication!. LOTS of whisky - with some mint!. Works every time!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
my heart goes out to you!.
has he given his death speech yet (his wishes , apologies etc)!?
my husband does that all the time! lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
has he given his death speech yet (his wishes , apologies etc)!?
my husband does that all the time! lolWww@Answer-Health@Com
typical,3 moans alreadyWww@Answer-Health@Com
no he will live as long as you give him loads of sympathy an run about after him for the next weekWww@Answer-Health@Com
I'm not sure!. It's touch and go for the poor guy!. ;-)Www@Answer-Health@Com
yes you both will surviveWww@Answer-Health@Com
If i was him i'd call in sick tomorrow!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i doubt it, put him out of his misery now, save the agonyWww@Answer-Health@Com