I really want it!?!


Question: I really want it!!?
I really want to have a sore throat! I know I sound desperate, but I need it!.!.!. by Monday!. I need to sound sick for when I show up to school!. Any ideas on how to get it, without catching a cold would help!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Just fake it!.
or go out to a disco and shout at people and smoke!.
EDIT
you DONT smoke because you're 15!? I guess it's different in the US lol!. No, don't start either!. Got me suspended twice from school!.
Hmmmm!. are you allergic to anything!? onions could make your eyes water and look red, and your nose could run too!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

That does sound weird!. But I remember those days of desperately wanting to be sick to miss school! If you can drive ~ I used to drive around singing at the top of my lungs an hour or two of that your voice will get scratchy which may sound sick!. If you can't drive maybe you can do the same thing in your room or where ever!. Good luck!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Uh!.!.!.just do your schoolwork or study for the test or write the paper or whatever!. Lying to get out of some work (or to stay home and get involved in some mischief) is not a good idea!. Ever!.

You seem to be wasting time on avoiding some sort of school work, rather than spending it on DOING the work!.!.!.this is how criminals think; do you want to end up being some homosexual love monkey in a dirty prison!?Www@Answer-Health@Com

go buy a pack of black and milds and smoke them the night before, and you wont be able to talk haha!Www@Answer-Health@Com

honestly just stay up really late and force yourself to cough!. yelling will help too!. but why would you want one!?Www@Answer-Health@Com





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