My brother is rubbing mayo on his butt?!
Question: My brother is rubbing mayo on his butt!?
My brother thinks the skin on his butt is too hard and needs to soften up so he lathers mayo on there like all the time!
I dont really care except it STINKS and I cant stand it!. How do I persuade him to change to maybe a lotion or something that doesnt smell so bad!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
I dont really care except it STINKS and I cant stand it!. How do I persuade him to change to maybe a lotion or something that doesnt smell so bad!?!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
i recommend that you try out aversion therapy!. aversion therapy is the excessive concentration of something to a point where one could not take it anymore and stop his habituates!.
basically, tell him that if he has to put mayonnaise on his butt, he has to smear it all over his face, and perhaps eat it to!. after all it is "helping him get smoother skin"!. just giving you ideas!. good luck!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
basically, tell him that if he has to put mayonnaise on his butt, he has to smear it all over his face, and perhaps eat it to!. after all it is "helping him get smoother skin"!. just giving you ideas!. good luck!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I'd tell him to use SESAME OIL it is a dry oil!.!.I think that mayo would be very greasy!.!.also the other oil isn't as bad smelling!.!.I don't think that mayo would be good to be left on skin all day wouldn't it get rotten!?
So I'd tell him about the other oil and suggest ot won't stain his clothing and he can wear it all day!.
Why does he want a soft butt!? If he has real dry skin like ezema maybe he could use EMU oil for awhile to get it to go away and then regular lotion!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
So I'd tell him about the other oil and suggest ot won't stain his clothing and he can wear it all day!.
Why does he want a soft butt!? If he has real dry skin like ezema maybe he could use EMU oil for awhile to get it to go away and then regular lotion!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Bring in a pack of starving dogs while he's applying the mayo and yell out, "Dinner's served, do you want fries with that !?" while releasing the dogs!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
tell him lotion is really like scented mayo!. And it really is, it is made of fatty compounds and oils that are found in mayo, minus the edible part!. Kind of like the stuff in soap but with oilWww@Answer-Health@Com
just tell him that it smells and that he should use lotion!. or tell him the story about the maggots that went inside a women because mayo got in there!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Have him use olive oil instead!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
LOL ewww, tell him to use regular cream like cocoa butterWww@Answer-Health@Com