I KNOW THE ADVANTAGES OF SMOKING.... AM I RITe...? part 2?!
Question: I KNOW THE ADVANTAGES OF SMOKING!.!.!.!. AM I RITe!.!.!.!? part 2!?
# You will always have a good reason for loitering - "Officer, I'm just having a cigarette"!.
# Always smoke when you are pregnant!. Your smoking helps the unborn baby prepare for the air pollution in the real world!.
# When your neighbour's kids are too noisy, trigger their asthma by breathing smoke on them!.
# By smoking heavily, you get out of boring work and will have plenty of short breaks during the day!.
# Develop your cool image and fun-loving personality by being a smoker!. Non smoking is for wimps and wusses!.
# You will have a good reason to paint the ceilings every three years!.
# Why celebrate world no-tobacco day once a year, when every day can be celebrated as a pro-tobacco day!.
# You will know when it's time to throw out your old lounge suite by the number of burn marks!.
# Smoking is an adult custom!. Add years to how old you look by smoking heavily!.
# If you run out of smokes late at night, help the taxi industry by getting them to deliver your smokes to the door!.
# You can demand more services and benefits from the government because you have paid more in taxes!.
# Help keep the bush fire brigades trained and ready for any emergency by throwing lighted butts from your car window!.
# Keep your weight down by smoking cigarettes instead of eating them!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
# Always smoke when you are pregnant!. Your smoking helps the unborn baby prepare for the air pollution in the real world!.
# When your neighbour's kids are too noisy, trigger their asthma by breathing smoke on them!.
# By smoking heavily, you get out of boring work and will have plenty of short breaks during the day!.
# Develop your cool image and fun-loving personality by being a smoker!. Non smoking is for wimps and wusses!.
# You will have a good reason to paint the ceilings every three years!.
# Why celebrate world no-tobacco day once a year, when every day can be celebrated as a pro-tobacco day!.
# You will know when it's time to throw out your old lounge suite by the number of burn marks!.
# Smoking is an adult custom!. Add years to how old you look by smoking heavily!.
# If you run out of smokes late at night, help the taxi industry by getting them to deliver your smokes to the door!.
# You can demand more services and benefits from the government because you have paid more in taxes!.
# Help keep the bush fire brigades trained and ready for any emergency by throwing lighted butts from your car window!.
# Keep your weight down by smoking cigarettes instead of eating them!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
#Shouldn't loiter anyways
# Chances are the baby will die
#Everyone will hate you
#Smoking is for wimps trying to look cool
#Your wasting money
#We have the day for a reason
#Waste!
#You should look young!.!.!.!.!.you're going to look old later in life
#Your wasting to much money
#One person doesn't make a big difference in goverment taxes
#But you are starting one so instead of helping it's making a bigger problem
#Who eats cigarettes!Www@Answer-Health@Com
# Chances are the baby will die
#Everyone will hate you
#Smoking is for wimps trying to look cool
#Your wasting money
#We have the day for a reason
#Waste!
#You should look young!.!.!.!.!.you're going to look old later in life
#Your wasting to much money
#One person doesn't make a big difference in goverment taxes
#But you are starting one so instead of helping it's making a bigger problem
#Who eats cigarettes!Www@Answer-Health@Com
umm Hello, Smoking is wrong NO MATTER WHAT ok its horrible and you should never start if you already have quit NOWWww@Answer-Health@Com