What is this (serious question)?!


Question: What is this (serious question)!?
i was taking a dump, and it was really harder than usual, even harder than when i have diarrhea!. it would be coming out, then it would get kinda stuck (it should just slide out with ease!.) then i would push it back in, and a clump of dodo(feces) would come out, about the size of a hershey kiss except a little bigger!. i was only able to manage to get a total of 5 of those clumps out!.!.!.IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES, so i just gave up and decided to hold it in for a the rest of the day, but it kinda hurts my butt, but it hurts even more when i take a dump!.

THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION AND IM NOT TRYING TO BE A CLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone please HELP!!! cuz i wanna take a dump!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Go to Kroger look in the laxative isle!. Find Kroger brand stool softener!. Also find Kroger brand fiber laxative!. The kind you stir into a drink!. get those!. Then go to the dried fruit isle and get some prunes!. Small bag you don't need many!. Start taking he stool softener, drink a double dose of the laxative!. and eat about 5 prunes!. If you are still constipated the next day repeat the same thing!. If your butt really hurts from holding it in, get some hemmeroidal suppositories and use them!. It worked for me!. I know it sounds like alot of stuff but most of it is natural!. You should keep taking the fiber therapy is this happens frequently!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Try the medicine MIRALAX it MAKES you go very easy and it doesn't hurt!. It gives you diaria so it doesn't hurt as bad!. maybe you are constipated!.!.!. I get this way ALOT and it is SO NOT FUN !. Feel better!. <3 SophieWww@Answer-Health@Com

sounds like your constipated! Eat loads of fruit(except bananas) and drink fruit juice, that should get things moving!! Try not to push too hard or you could end up with a haemorrhoid!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

eat more fruit

EATING FIBER MAKES IT EASIER TO POOP'
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and don't push **** back into your ***
grossWww@Answer-Health@Com





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