I shall soon be heartless, can you please give me advise?!
Question: I shall soon be heartless, can you please give me advise!?
I won't go into details but basically I need a heart transplant!. The thing is I don't want any old heart!. I asked my doctor if he could transplant my beloved dogs heart into me as I know and love him veryw ell!. My doctor said this was impossible and I haven't spoken to him since!. I lvoe my dog and want him in my heart and the best way to do this is to have his heart!. What shall I do, please give me lots of advice!Www@Answer-Health@Com
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I am afraid I have serious concerns about your mental health!. You would be wise to seek some medical help!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Ok, so basically you want the impossible, but on top of that you want to kill your beloved dog so you can live!. This must be a crackpipe question! You can not possibly be so cruel! This must be a hoax! If it isn't than I am sorry you simply don't deserve a new heart--the one you've got is not only physically broken but emotionally stunted as well! Good luck, you are going to need it where you are headed!Www@Answer-Health@Com
If you really want your dog in you, I think you should start with a candlelit dinner, some soft music, jelly, and a gun!. Have a nice romantic dinner accompanied with some relaxing music!. After dinner, compliment the dog on the size of his package, and proceed to rub the jelly all over your lady parts!. From there he'll get the picture and just let him take you like you've never experienced in your life!. From there, I would then take the gun and shoot yourself with it!.!.!.Sicko!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com
You would have to kill the dog to get his heart!.
Thats not very loving is it!?
I hope he bites you!.!.!.!.
!.!.!. as you are truly heartless arent you!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Thats not very loving is it!?
I hope he bites you!.!.!.!.
!.!.!. as you are truly heartless arent you!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Well would killing your dog do you any good!? A dog's heart works differently than a humans heart so I would take the doctor's advice and NOT kill your dog and just get a human heart!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I just can't think of a stupid enough answer to what is the most stupid question I've ever heard!. Leave the drink or drugs alone, you are obviously 'using' some substance!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
without a heart, you'll die!. make plans for those left by your choice!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
I think it's a great idea! You do realise that you'd start to lick your own!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!. oh, never mind!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
i think you need some serious help with your mental health!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Get a life maybe jees I heard it all nowWww@Answer-Health@Com
You can't live with a dog's heart inside you!. Come on now!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
firstly wait till you get out of your ' high phase'Www@Answer-Health@Com
Best advice: seek therapy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
um!.!.!.!.are u a mental case!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Thanks for 2 points!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Please see a psychiatristWww@Answer-Health@Com
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I can't be bothered!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Cross Species heart transplants are not possible!.
The center of your emotions do not center in the heart!. It's just an expression that someone is in your heart!. Or you gave your heart away!.
So if you don't want to have just any old heart!. You only have one alternative!. That is to be dead!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
The center of your emotions do not center in the heart!. It's just an expression that someone is in your heart!. Or you gave your heart away!.
So if you don't want to have just any old heart!. You only have one alternative!. That is to be dead!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Have you thought about perhaps a gorilla heart like in the movie King Kong 2!? You know, the one where the give King Kong a robot heart!?
That way, the dog lives, and you have one gigantic bad *** heart of doom!. If you do choose to harvest yer' dog, make sure to get the kidneys!. I hear dog kidneys give humans super powers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
That way, the dog lives, and you have one gigantic bad *** heart of doom!. If you do choose to harvest yer' dog, make sure to get the kidneys!. I hear dog kidneys give humans super powers!.Www@Answer-Health@Com