How can you successfully fake an illness?!


Question: How can you successfully fake an illness!?
I want to pretend that i am sick so that my parents wont send me to school!.Do you know any good tips for me to fool them!.I know only one which is to put hot water on your forehead to make it feel warm!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


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put ur thermometer in warm water to raise it around 38/39c!.

cough!. lots!. and put lots of tissues around you!.

make ur face look pale (makeup) and maybe even some dark makeup under ur eyes to make it look like u havent slept

maybe spray water on yourself to look like ur sweating!? (fever maybe!?)

uhmm and sound sick lol!.

dont move too fast, be all slow and half asleepish!.!.

good luck hahaWww@Answer-Health@Com

clutch your stomach and rush to the bathroom!. Just tell them you've got a stomach bug and you've got a bit of diarrhoea!. You can only really get 1-2 days out of this excuse though!. Refuse breakfast, get a glass of water and fall asleep on the couch!. If they try to wake you, then tell them that you don't feel up to going to school!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

i had a friend who had imphetigo i used a rular that made a chicken scratch (on my arm) apparently it very contageous and you have to stay off school untill it heals it fooled the doctor to i was off for two weeks just say this girl/boy at school has it Www@Answer-Health@Com

your crazy!.
Put some white balm lipstick on your lips then spread some white foundation on your cheeks!. Put your temperature in a high temp!. and also put some warm bag or water on your forehead your neck, feet and hands!. Www@Answer-Health@Com

Parents aren't stupid and we can always tell when a child is faking!.
If you have a problem and don't want to go to school because of it, try talking to your parents!. Maybe they can help!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

learn how to spin your head around whilst ''vomiting'' pea soup ,works every time!.Www@Answer-Health@Com





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