Poison oak!?!
Question:
Poison oak!?
My husband has had it for weeks, all over his legs. We've tried lanicane, benedryl spray, calimine lotaion and hydrocortizone and nothing seems to be helping.
He's one of those people that won't go to the Dr unless he's dying....
Anything else to try to finally get it to clear up?
Thanks!
Answers:
this sounds very weird but it works ive done it my old grandfather wille buckheimer show me he learned in the veitemese war. first order a milk bone dog treat online. put it in captin morgans rum and soak it for 1 hour 13 minutes too short or long will ruin it. then take the rum and drink but only a shot full. take the remaining milk bone and sniff it 47 times and the last sniff munch it. you should start to see it clear up but if not. take a nectar despenser for humming bird and put in the oven for 5 minutes at 350 degrees wait until nectar cools. dump it on a pekenese rock and start a fire with the spark rock. cook a hot dog over the magical fire and smack the infected area 3 times and then put gorshams blueberry juice in the hot dog and eat it that will cure the poison oak. TRUST ME THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i swear contact me if doesnt work 983-873-2209 Jim elbertson