Is there any cure for Noobitis?!

Question: Is there any cure for Noobitis?
A definition of Noobitis: You say geeky things at the wrong moment even if you don't want to, you're clueless of a lot of things, obvious references are lost to you, you obsessively lurk forums, and you don't grasp the rules to stuff fully.

About 1 in every 100 adults suffer from Noobitis, and the diagnosis rates are spiking alarmingly. People with Noobitis are 20% more likely to abuse Internet Memes and 10% more likely to have a speech impediment that is commonly referred to as L337.

Please, if you can help me, can you suggest things to reduce Noobitis? My little brother recently contracted it and I'm afraid I'm going to get it, too. I hear it is very contagious.


this is a blessing if you ask me. I have this disease and i speak 3 different languages, am extremely healthy go to the gym 4+ a week, im a vegetarian, and i am currently one of the smartest students in my class in college. Your little brother is blessed and he should teach you something about self respect. I hope you get a real disease. I don't like when people think of this as a bad thing.

You know with all your lurking you would have thought that it would help you gain more confidence and knowledge about the subject at hand. Just say what you think is right, don't apologize when you know you're right, post in the way you would speak in real life, and keep out of people with Noobitis.

God help you.

Hax might work for you

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