How do I deal with this illness of mine, please help?!
Question: How do I deal with this illness of mine, please help?
I have this sickness that encourages me to take out sub prime mortgages and even give them out at the bank I owned with my silent partner Bernie. You see we can't stop accumulating large sums of money, we don't even need it but we can't stop. I have so much money I had to pay somebody to help me with my money problems but I couldn't stop thinking about some possibility to help me decide how I could quadruple my profit margin before the second quarterly. I was hoping there might be some kind of thing around where I might be able to spend it on I think the poor people that work for me call it a charitable donation but I already knew how to make profits on that and I already have an accountant to fix my taxes so can anyone help me? I know the true value of your time and service in answering me so I'm prepared to offer a million dollars if you give me the correct answer to this question. .
Answers:
If you are in Australia contact Rev Ajan Brahmawanso Thero. He was formerly Cambridge Physics Professor before becoming a Buddhist monk . He lives in Perth and you may be able to contact him over the phone and take an appointment. He will cure your lust. Buddhist monks don't charge money,though the the advise they give may be priceless. Or go to a a Good Buddhist temple and meet an educated Buddhist monk