How to ask a girl if she has an STD or not?!


Question: How to ask a girl if she has an STD or not?
You see, i'm kind of paranoid about STD's, herpes, AIDS ect... So i was wondering how i should ask a friend that's a Female if she has any of those without offending her before we engage into anything sexual.

IMPORTANT: Without offending her.

Answers:

Like this:

Uhhh.... HEY SLUT, come here for a second

and when she approaches you(if you haven't already been slapped) say:

May I ask you a few questions, then proceed like so:

Do you have pain during urination?
Is you Vajoo green?
Have you ever noticed and sores on your beautiful genitalia?



If you're not comfortable enough to talk with her about STDs, then it's not time to be having sexual relations with her. But you didn't say you weren't comfortable, you only want to know how to approach the subject w/o offense. So be honest, tell her that you like to be very careful with your body & your partner's body by having the STD talk before things go any further. Let her know what you've done for protection & then ask her about her practices.
Asking is not going to imply any safety. What if she has an STD that she has not learned about yet? So even if you have the talk, you've still got to assume that any & all of your partners do have an STD that they either don't want to tell you about or don't know to tell you about. And that could be a part of your talk too. Frame it all as being a concern of safety for both of you. Telling her that if this is not a comfortable subject to talk about then you both are not ready for something as intimate as sharing your bodies.



On yalls first date surprise her by taking her to the clinic and say "I thought it would be cute to get tested together" LOL jk jk. Tell her you feel its very important to get checked before beginning a sexual relationship with someone and suggest you two both go together, so she knows its for her benefit as well, not just to satisfy your paranoia. Good luck



"Whats up ya c unt....I'm lookin for some pussy and some c unt and some butthole...but before I let you have my dick you need to answer some questions".....(proceed to ask her any question you want)...if she gets mad grab her wrists...if she screams cut em...vertically....She'll be on the ground dyin, makin a scene...then you can f u c k her sister, who is hotter, and I know for a fact to be free of stds

If you are a little ho, me and Bovice will come over and run a train on her




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