I might lose a bet, forced to eat left shoe. Advice please.?!
Question: Right, so I might lose a bet, if I lose, I must eat my left shoe. It's a old Converse. I don't have to eat the sole at least. I can eat it in any way. I'm concidering making a smoothy or soup out of it. Any health risk? Any tips. Thanks =)
Answers: Right, so I might lose a bet, if I lose, I must eat my left shoe. It's a old Converse. I don't have to eat the sole at least. I can eat it in any way. I'm concidering making a smoothy or soup out of it. Any health risk? Any tips. Thanks =)
Cut into small pieces, put strawberries or something strong tasting around them and SWALLOW. Start practicin...., talk about eating your words. Truly I dont recommend eating shoes esp. if leather...wont digest well and may cause you to have to have your stomach pumped or worse toxic poisoning which causes death and dont think your life is worth that bet.
Suggest finding an alternative for the bet, explaiing you have converse allergies your Mom just told you about or offering some hard cold cash to get out of this one.
Last Attempt if those dont work: Make some pizza, add a dash of converse and invite your friend over for some yummy dinner!
Revenge bittersweet.
Use lots of ketchup and maybe some salt.
Man, you need to stop making bets!
Really a weird one......if successful,u really deserve a name in the world records........
Dont make any more bets you cant win. Or pick something easier to eat. How are you going to eat a shoe? Do you have a time limit? Cause I am thinking if you eat it all in one day you are going to have some serious stomach pains. I don't think there would be any major health problems I am sure it will all come out in the end.
Good Luck with that!!!
they are low in cholesterol
I would batter it and fry it like chicken. Find a really good recipe. You could put some fries and a Coke w/it to make it a square meal. Yea, lots of ketsup and salt would be good with it. Any health risks? Probably. But then again people eat bugs and donkey dongs so you never know.
Get the best blender you can find Or you can use that as an excuse. "I don't have a blender, I need to use yours." Who would let you screw theirs up. No blender available, Really small pieces. Olive oil and garlic, Slick and fragrant. After you've completed the task chase your sneaker snack with some Serious fiber, whole wheat and prunes to flush it all out. So long as you don't get any blockages from the cloth you won't need medical help. Enjoy!
Ah, so you wish to ingest a mixture of rubber, plastic and other synthetics, and a myriad of resident pathogens. If you don't get sick, it would be a medical marvel.
Tip? Try your best not to eat it: Cook it and it would be toxic, Mince it and it would be toxic, Garnish it with parsley and it would be less edible than even crash diets.
Maybe you can have alternative forfeits? Can you eat it then take a purgative?
If it is a leather shoe it would be better, as a synthetic one would become toxic in stomach juices.
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