Can you get drunk taking alcohol anally and would there be any calorie intake ?!


Question: Yes, the tissue in your lower intestine is porous, mainly to remove water from feces. " the large intestine is mainly concerned with the absorption of water from digested material (which is regulated by the hypothalamus), the reabsorption of sodium, as well as any nutrients that may have escaped primary digestion in the ileum." (wikipedia)

Due to the fact you absorb water though this tissue you can also absorb alcohol though it. You will get drunk quickly as the lower intestine absorbs fluid faster then your stomach. The alcohol goes almost directly into your blood stream.

I've heard it's sugested to use beer rather then hard varieties as it can be deadly! In 2005 an article from Reuters notes that a wife gave sherry to her husband anally and later died. I haven't found any solid stories on this other then the Reuters article, and hearsay from college humor sites.


Answers: Yes, the tissue in your lower intestine is porous, mainly to remove water from feces. " the large intestine is mainly concerned with the absorption of water from digested material (which is regulated by the hypothalamus), the reabsorption of sodium, as well as any nutrients that may have escaped primary digestion in the ileum." (wikipedia)

Due to the fact you absorb water though this tissue you can also absorb alcohol though it. You will get drunk quickly as the lower intestine absorbs fluid faster then your stomach. The alcohol goes almost directly into your blood stream.

I've heard it's sugested to use beer rather then hard varieties as it can be deadly! In 2005 an article from Reuters notes that a wife gave sherry to her husband anally and later died. I haven't found any solid stories on this other then the Reuters article, and hearsay from college humor sites.

No and NO..
it's a one way street...and defies, even gravity!

Why would you want to?

Wha? What the hell?!

I hope you are drunk by the time you do that. Nasty!!! why would you do something like that??

Yes and yes - drunk is brain being affected by alcohol in the blood stream and calories is energy being burned off.

I can't even imagine.

I don't know, but I REALLY want to party with you! : )

wow, this one takes the cake.

yes, and depends on the calorie content of what you squirt up there, and if it stays long enough to get absorbed before you release your "a little captain in you" enema. the alcohol will absorb quickly through the intestinal wall. sugar, much more slowly.

yes you can get drunk... but its not good for your colon... not sure about the cal intake tho.

I can't answer that...that is gross to even think of...sorry...

YES. It can kill you. There was a story of a woman giving her husband an alcohol enema (I think he had stomach problems or something) and he died. But probably in small amounts it is relatively safe.
But it's not safe to drive while you are giving yourself an enema. :-)
My half-assed guess is that you wouldn't intake "calories" as such. But one of the colon's jobs is to recover water in your intestines, and alcohol and caffeine (yes, coffee enemas) and certain medications (suppositories) definitely pass through also.

Yes and Yes but I don't think you'll throw up there when you get real drunk.

Yes, because as.sholes have tongues and teeth.

lick the bottle after.. better taste anyou would not put on weight

Yes, yes and dangerous!

you are a sick person.

Um...no. nothing would happen, it would just leak back out. but props for originality lol

You need help!

That's an output port. Use the input port under your nose for alchohol..

Never do this. You could do serious damage to the tissues in that area. You could also die from such a dumb thing.

Actually yes and yes

did u watch Jackass?
you know they tell you not to try those things at home, right?
lol
what a strange question

Do you by Mr Kipling cakes as i just wondered if you were a bit of a cake, a fruit cake. Why on earth would you want to know the answer to that question.

yes u actually get it faster and yes
its across a mucus membrane
absorbs alcohol into the blood stream
youd be drunk in one bottle
and yes
calories are still there

No, and no. Also, you could seriously damage your intestines/anus, so it is really not worth considering.

yes, the rectum is very vascular and alcohol is readily absorbed. I can't say for sure about the calories, first thought is that the calories wouldn't be absorbed, or less than if taken orally.

I don't know but someone told me that you can get more high with less marijuana if you insert it anally.

I don't think anyone with their right mind does this nor would think of this question.

I take it you have read the recent Darwin awards where a man died doing this. I don't know the answer but I do know that it wouldn't be very sociable to do this in the pub.





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