What will happen if I eat 3 double stuffed chocolate cakes?!


Question: They're sitting on my table calling me.


Answers: They're sitting on my table calling me.

LOL you may feel pretty guilty but i really doubt you'll die.

*shh...i had a glazed doughnut, don't tell nobody...*

u will gain some weight, duh!-twickers

YOU WILL GAIN A SOME WIEGHT

I think you'd hurl.

You will consume an extra 1000 calories tonight.

After eating one cake, if you still have room in your stomach, the flavor may linger in your mouth and entice you to eat the another cake.

After you eat the second cake, if you still have room in your stomach, you will feel sorry for the third cake because it is now lonely. So you do the right thing and eat the third cake.

After you eat the third cake, your stomach will become so uncomfortable that you will swear never to eat another cake as long as you live.

Therefore, the smart thing to do is just to send me all three cakes and I will take care of "disposing" them. I am willing to make this sacrifice just for you.

Consumption of 3 chocolate cakes will result in rapid weight loss and also make you become toned. I suggest starting out with 3, and then gradually increasing your consumption by 1 cake a night. Continue for 3 years or until your biceps explode.

Technically, your body chemistry would turn acidic from all of the sugar, which is never good, forcing it to borrow essential nutrients from cells to deal with the excess load. It would raise your blood sugar levels, which would kick in your insulin cycle, making you hungry again. This would lower your immune system and make it vulnerable to various sicknesses. Hopefully, the worst would be nauseousness and a generally grossed-out feeling...but you'd live to eat another day...





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