Get a gut..get rid of a fat butt!?!

Get a gut..get rid of a fat butt!?

i would rather have a gut than i butt..

i know it is healthier to have a bigger butt than a butt..

but i would rather gain on my stomach than on my a*s..

i think it is really girly to have a fat ***..

how would i get the fat to go to my stomach..

so what do i do, or eat to do this..

why dont you just do @$$ exercises and get a hard @$$ cause trust me a guy with a tight @$$ is alot better than a fat gut