How to loose weight fast...?!

How to loose weight fast...?

I know I hear everyone tell me that oh well stop drinking soda... walk a lot... exercise.... but i wanna lose it fast.... im only 17 years old... and i weigh a lot.. im tired of gettin made fun of for what i look like.... I haven't always been fat but I hate the fact that i am now.. Is there any ways I can loose weight faster den 1 or 2 pounds a week... Usually i don't let what i look like get to me.. but now It makes me sad to hear what people tell me.! =[ someone let me know what i can do?

Ok, normally I would say diet and exercise. Especially swimming. But I think you're asking for the non-textbook answer, so here's the stuff you're not gonna hear from the doc.

There's some stuff that bodybuilders take before competitions called Clenbuterol. It speeds up your metabolism dramatically. Some people call Clen a steroid, but since it doesn't build muscle, it most definitely isn't. But at the same time, laws regarding Clen are kind of sketchy in some states. If you can't get ahold of any Clen, there's some alternatives like Ephederine , which (depending on the state you live in) you should be able to pick up at the GNC or possibly even a gas station (It'll be Ephedrine or Ephedra, and nothing with the word "pseudo" in it), and lastly stimulants like caffeine speed up your metabolism. The only problem with Soda is the sugar, but if you can pick up some caffeine tablets and just chew up like 5 of them every morning, it'll give you a little weight loss boost.