I went in to a diet alert store?!

I went in to a diet alert store?

and they had pipes and stuff to help with cover ups.. they had vodoo dolls and spells and holy water.. but no diet pills.. wtf is up with all of that

Okay..............Don't do that again. Sounds creepy. Cut your calories and divide your allowance into 5 well balanced meals, exercise and you will lose weight. Haven't you read the fine print? All the pills say ".....when combined with a diet and exercise program..."