Why does alcohol make you look more muscular?!
Question: Why does alcohol make you look more muscular!?
After I drink, I appear to be more muscular than before I started drinking!. Why is that!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
It dehydrates youWww@Answer-Health@Com
Well, alcohol won't increase muscle mass!.!.!. Never heard!. Actually, too much and prolonged alcohol intake will give you liver problems and when you have it you'll end up EMACIATED with a big tummy (ascites/ edema in your peritoneal cavity)!. It's just a "state of mind" because alcohol drinking is associated to "machismo" so you feel more masculine!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
They're called BEER GOGGLES!
With your beer goggles on, the women are more beautiful, the men more gregarious, and in the mirror, why, you are the MOST attractive, the CLEVEREST, and the MOST FASCINATING and WITTY individual in the ENTIRE ROOM!!! The conversation is SCINTILLATING, the music is FABULOUS and life could not possibly be better!.
You have to be careful, though--when your beer goggles are overloaded, they can cause adverse reactions, like teariness, anger, despair, and the worst result of all---the dizziness, the projectile vomiting, the kneeling before the "porcelain god" making offerings by calling the name of "RAAAAALPH!!!!! RAAAAAALPH!!!!!"
It's a fine line with those beer goggles--sometimes you get the prescription a bit wrong!Www@Answer-Health@Com
With your beer goggles on, the women are more beautiful, the men more gregarious, and in the mirror, why, you are the MOST attractive, the CLEVEREST, and the MOST FASCINATING and WITTY individual in the ENTIRE ROOM!!! The conversation is SCINTILLATING, the music is FABULOUS and life could not possibly be better!.
You have to be careful, though--when your beer goggles are overloaded, they can cause adverse reactions, like teariness, anger, despair, and the worst result of all---the dizziness, the projectile vomiting, the kneeling before the "porcelain god" making offerings by calling the name of "RAAAAALPH!!!!! RAAAAAALPH!!!!!"
It's a fine line with those beer goggles--sometimes you get the prescription a bit wrong!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Booze distorts perception!.!.!. Www@Answer-Health@Com
Because you are drunk, and think you are a superstar!Www@Answer-Health@Com
Must be wearing beer goggles!. Does that old crazy lady next door look hot to you too!?Www@Answer-Health@Com
It's like "You know, I'm just so buff"!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
ur drunk retardWww@Answer-Health@Com