Any cheap alternatives to liposuction that can be done at home?!


Question: Any cheap alternatives to liposuction that can be done at home!?
You know in terms of antiseptics, tubes, incisions, etc!. I am considering a do-it-myself project!. A little problem area around my tummy!.Www@Answer-Health@Com


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Professor Plum with the garden hose in the kitchen!.

Good luck preventing infection that way! See you in ICU tomorrow followed by the psych ward!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Well, you can always hop down to Mexico and pick up some nice little parasite!. You'd only need to cover the gas and hotel bills, and then of course the doctor's bills when you're ready to get rid of it!. It's still cheaper than paying for all of the emergency care and multiple surgeries you'll need to fix what you'll do to yourself by trying this at home!.

!.!.!.assuming you don't die, of course!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

A bicycle pump in reverse is absolutely ideal for the purpose!. Come with a specially adapted valve to release excess air in the event of a heat wave and vulcan patches should snogging become excessive and a puncture be effected!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

A flensing knife and a half gallon of whiskey!.

Lipo causes loose skin and if your skin has been stretched to long by having a stomach to wide, the guy doing the lipo wont do it!. Plus you could die while they do it!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Just get some REALLY fat friends!. Best way to loose weight cheap and easy!. Well, cheap as long as you don't feed them!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Smoke a little leaf ,stuff the old man with Viagra and go till your toes go numb!.It'll suck the fat right off you!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

WATER!Www@Answer-Health@Com

My cheeks are getting fat!. I am also interested in DYI plastic or cosmetic surgery!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

try the vacuumWww@Answer-Health@Com





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