Why can't I poop anymore?!


Question: Why can't I poop anymore!?
I ate some really yummy chewy chocolate candy the other day and it tasted so good, but it gave Sally a tummyache!. I didn't care though!.

Later on, I spent 6 hours on the bowl pooping!. It was great!

I ate more of the candy the next day and I spent 8 hours pooping!. I haven't been able to get more of this candy (I had 6 boxes and they're all gone)!. And now I'm really depressed because I tried to take my daily poop and I can't poop!. Nothing came out!?

Help!Www@Answer-Health@Com


Answers:
Oh goodness!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

So, you had some chocolate ex lax!. You should really stop digging through mommy's purse hon bonz!. You can buy your own at the grocery store or pharmacy, now that you know what it is!.
Btw, do you really want to waste your life being such an idiot!? Does this really make you happy!? Don't you think you should be out making friends instead of insulting the intelligence of strangers!?
Too bad you were born to parents who never hugged you!. Maybe you'd be a viable part of society if this weren't the case!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

I poop everyday ever since I started drinking milk!.!.I'm not lactose intolerant!. And I don't drink milk everyday, but it made me do regular bowel movements!. :D Try it too! Chocolates contain milk too!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Try eating moe fiber rich fruits, veggiees, and whole grains!.!.!. oh and drink A LOT OF WATER!!!!Www@Answer-Health@Com

haha haha hahahahahahahahWww@Answer-Health@Com

hahah!?
lmaoWww@Answer-Health@Com

sure, ill take two points for this!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

im just going to ignore your question and pretend i haven been scarred for lifeWww@Answer-Health@Com

!.!.!.wtf!.!.!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

exlax will make you poopWww@Answer-Health@Com

lol!!!! im laughin out loud!!! this is sooo retarded! eat ya some mimi wheats they will make ya gooo alot lolWww@Answer-Health@Com

whatWww@Answer-Health@Com

Sorry, thats something you gotta figure out yourself!.!.!.!.!.!.thanks for the points!!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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