I have a Booger eating addiction?!
Question: I have a Booger eating addiction?
I haven't told anyone about this ever. So you guys are the first.
Lets just say I collect boogers for a living... Its not as bad as it sounds...
Im 19 years old, I have been collecting my boogers ever since I was about 9 or 10.
So I have these jars that I fill them up with. My parents always get close to finding it but never do they actually discover these jars. I have a whole collection of boogers. I have one jar for Halloween where I mix it with my favorite candy and stuff. I do it for easter and many more holidays. In general those are only special events when I go on a picking spree. But usually on average I collect 30 boogers a day, 140 a week, 2940 a month, 35,280 a year and that would add up too 317,520 boogers a year. I like to pick out of the jar sometimes when I have nothing to eat at home and dip it in milk. On a daily basis I would take some from the older batch and grab a handful then dip away. I am wondering if anyone thinks that I should tell my parents and friends about this because sooner or later they might find my secret. Also would you guys think I was weird if confessed?
Ive just always loved the texture of them and the taste, they come in all different shapes and forms, some round and other are hard and briskly, crunchy or slimy. Just thinking about them right now i am getting a little crazing for them so don't judge me if you haven't tried any yet.
Lets just say I collect boogers for a living... Its not as bad as it sounds...
Im 19 years old, I have been collecting my boogers ever since I was about 9 or 10.
So I have these jars that I fill them up with. My parents always get close to finding it but never do they actually discover these jars. I have a whole collection of boogers. I have one jar for Halloween where I mix it with my favorite candy and stuff. I do it for easter and many more holidays. In general those are only special events when I go on a picking spree. But usually on average I collect 30 boogers a day, 140 a week, 2940 a month, 35,280 a year and that would add up too 317,520 boogers a year. I like to pick out of the jar sometimes when I have nothing to eat at home and dip it in milk. On a daily basis I would take some from the older batch and grab a handful then dip away. I am wondering if anyone thinks that I should tell my parents and friends about this because sooner or later they might find my secret. Also would you guys think I was weird if confessed?
Ive just always loved the texture of them and the taste, they come in all different shapes and forms, some round and other are hard and briskly, crunchy or slimy. Just thinking about them right now i am getting a little crazing for them so don't judge me if you haven't tried any yet.
Answers:
hahah this is the 2nd best troll i have ever seen
Lol so what? I eat tissue lol and I love it.
hahaha ! not bad
lol