I want to rid of a few stretch marks and a little darkness under the buttocks in!

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Try either (or a combination of):

Vitamin E
Aloe Vera
Cocoa Butter
Mentholatum Ointment (Vicks)

Oh, and uh...
Let me know if you need some help with the application. ;D

I swear this works!!! (I've done it myself)
Buy some cocoa butter and make a solution one part milk one part cocoa butter, and add a pinch of salt. Then take this solution and apply it generously to the area with the stretch marks before you go to sleep. Do this every night for a week and you stretch marks will be permanently gone!

Nothing hides stretch marks like burns! Get out there and scorch yourself, honey!

Stretch marks don't go away