Question:
Whats the best poop you've ever had?
Mine was this time I felt it hit in my stomach and I had to run to the john...or well hobble with haste. anyway I had no idea it was going to be amazing. I sat on the toilet and let it rip. It took precisely 4.33 seconds and it was finished. Luckily this was a toilet in a public place,because no way I could have plunged it. It looked like a cow patty. I was impressed, but this mega crap took a lot out of me and I needed a nap after the monstrous dookie drop. This turd must have weighed a bunch because when I stood up I nearly flew through the roof with all the weight loss. Anyway it was the best ever and months later I dream of having another great poop like it. So tell me about the best poop you've ever had. It'll be neat.
Answers:
i can remember when or where I know its happened a couple times actually. I call them shotgun poops. I sit on the toilet and wait a moment or too and suddenly its as if my *** opens up and my bowls evacuate completely in half a second. then nothing else when i look into the toilet the entire pot is full i don't know how its physically possible for that much to move threw an opening that small in that short a time, but apparently it is.
I took a looong crap n it only took 5mins i could feel it leavin my bowels and my body feeling a lot lighter!...it was a great feeling
I like the green ones.