Have you ever had a senior moment ?!

Have you ever had a senior moment ?

Brushed my teeth for a second or two with the toothbrush i use for cleaning around the taps, i could taste jik and nearly vomited. Sick sick sick. I will never keep my cleaning toothbrush so close to my basin again. Lesson learnt:))
Hubby squeezed some shaving gel onto his toothbrush this evening, i let him and watched him pull faces, sorry but it was funny:)

I used some "Deep Heat" on my back but forgot to wash my hands

A while later i scratched my balls (as men do)

They felt like they were on fire

They burnt so much it bought tears to my eyes,

So what did I do ?.........
Wiped the tear from eye

So now I have Burning Balls and a Streaming Red Eye

My wife laughed for an hour!