(LA only) Excruciating dental pain, what to do?!
Question: (LA only) Excruciating dental pain, what to do!?
Anyone know a good cheap dentist in Los Angeles area
Pain management ideas in the mean time!.
Best thing so far is warm salt water and hydrogen peroxide!.
4 ibuprofen 200 mg & 1 tylenol extra something 500 mg ain't doin' much!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Pain management ideas in the mean time!.
Best thing so far is warm salt water and hydrogen peroxide!.
4 ibuprofen 200 mg & 1 tylenol extra something 500 mg ain't doin' much!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Answers:
I saw a guy in a movie once (!.!.!.you remember !.!.!.Tom Hanks was that UPS missionary !.!.!.had a volleyball named after his real-life wife!.!.!.) take a ice skate blade and carve a tooth out of his head!. He waited until he looked like some kind of one-sided chipmunk first so that the prospect of jamming a hunk of metal in his face seemed a far better idea than his ongoing level of discomfort!. If you choose this remedy, (which, by the way, should be available in L!.A!. - you could ask one of the L!.A!. Kings to loan you a skate) be sure to not sit too close to an open fire when you do so because you're gonna blackout afterwards!. The guy in the movie nearly did a face plant in his little fire pit after he passed out!. (On second thought, maybe setting your face on fire might actually be an improvement!.)
Alternative ideas that have come to me are:
Walk into a biker bar and play "Tease the Big, Ugly One!."
Go to a mixed martial arts gym and offer $10 to anyone who can last 30 seconds in the ring with you!.
Hide a ball bearing in a bag of Peanut M&Ms, then chug the bag!.
Try to take a swig from some homeless guy's bottle!.
Tell Staceyb that frequent and vigorous carnal knowledge with her is the only thing that helps!.
Try all of those, if they don't work, call me in the morning!.
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Go down to Venice Beach!. Introduce yourself to the beefiest guy with the nicest arm candy!. Reach out squeeze one of her fun bags and say, "Hm!. I thought they were real!."
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Buy a police scanner!. Listen for SWAT Team reports!. Arrive on scene and tell the incident commander when they are ready to go in, they can use your head as the battering ram!.
Take a ride on the MTA to South Central!. Stand on the street corner and repeatedly yell, "Rodney King got what was comin' to him!" If anyone asks you to stop doing that, tell them, "Make me!"
Go to UCLA and offer to shag shots for the put-ers, then try to catch them in your mouth!.
Grill a thick T-Bone steak!. Have a nice, quiet dinner with Staceyb!. Tell her your story about carnal knowledge!. Take the leftovers (from dinner) to a junkyard and wrestle the guard dog over a bone (from the steak)!.
Take Staceyb to the park!. Ride the teeter-totters with her!. When Staceyb is sitting wa-a-a-a-y up in the air, jump off your end of the teeter-totter!. (Make sure your head is in the way when you get off!.)
Take Staceyb to the bowlarama!. Play a game of Numbsain bowling with her!.
Hand Staceyb a roll of quarters!. Tell her you've decided the extra weight looks good on her!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
Alternative ideas that have come to me are:
Walk into a biker bar and play "Tease the Big, Ugly One!."
Go to a mixed martial arts gym and offer $10 to anyone who can last 30 seconds in the ring with you!.
Hide a ball bearing in a bag of Peanut M&Ms, then chug the bag!.
Try to take a swig from some homeless guy's bottle!.
Tell Staceyb that frequent and vigorous carnal knowledge with her is the only thing that helps!.
Try all of those, if they don't work, call me in the morning!.
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Go down to Venice Beach!. Introduce yourself to the beefiest guy with the nicest arm candy!. Reach out squeeze one of her fun bags and say, "Hm!. I thought they were real!."
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Buy a police scanner!. Listen for SWAT Team reports!. Arrive on scene and tell the incident commander when they are ready to go in, they can use your head as the battering ram!.
Take a ride on the MTA to South Central!. Stand on the street corner and repeatedly yell, "Rodney King got what was comin' to him!" If anyone asks you to stop doing that, tell them, "Make me!"
Go to UCLA and offer to shag shots for the put-ers, then try to catch them in your mouth!.
Grill a thick T-Bone steak!. Have a nice, quiet dinner with Staceyb!. Tell her your story about carnal knowledge!. Take the leftovers (from dinner) to a junkyard and wrestle the guard dog over a bone (from the steak)!.
Take Staceyb to the park!. Ride the teeter-totters with her!. When Staceyb is sitting wa-a-a-a-y up in the air, jump off your end of the teeter-totter!. (Make sure your head is in the way when you get off!.)
Take Staceyb to the bowlarama!. Play a game of Numbsain bowling with her!.
Hand Staceyb a roll of quarters!. Tell her you've decided the extra weight looks good on her!.Www@Answer-Health@Com
agreed!. When it comes to your HEALTH do you really want the cheapest place!? This is probobly an infection and you could die from it!. If you were a woman and getting breast implants would you want to find the cheapest guy to do it!? NO! So pay the money and get someone who is good to deal with your infection ASAPWww@Answer-Health@Com
Never mind cheap-no such thing, yellow pages!. Most will let you make pmts!. If you don't, you WILL lose that tooth! Call until you find a dentist that will put you on a emergency or cancellatiom list asap!. Get tis taken care of before you end up really sick with infection!. Good luck!Www@Answer-Health@Com