Where can i buy safety floss?!


Question: Where can i buy safety floss!?
I am a bit nervous of using standard issue floss ever since my friend Kevin accidentally flossed off his own foot!. I guess it just goes to prove the old maxim "Drink and dental hygiene don't mix)Www@Answer-Health@Com


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No store in England sells dental floss (safety or otherwise) , so you will have to go abroad and smuggle some back in!. This should not prove to be too difficult since no one will for the life of them be able to figure out what you want to use this for!. Safety floss can be recognized by its bright orange dayglo flourescent color!. Every 12" there also appears a butterfly decal, like those on plate glass patio doors so people don't walk through them!. They also serve as good indicators for when you've reeled off enough floss for your oversize teeth!. Remove the decals before you begin to floss!. That's about it!. If you do manage to get over to Norway, I do believe they sell a version of safety floss there that has proximity alarms built into the floss holder whenever the floss strays out of discernible halitosis range, but there is a fatwah against the manufacturer of that brand and you would use this infidel floss at your own risk!. Good luck!Www@Answer-Health@Com

Use Heavy Duty Camo Utility Rope its splendid for a comfortable multiple hanging too!. You could try it on someone in your cave first to see the dangling effect of this mighty fine tow rope!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Reach unwoven will help, without too much danger!.Www@Answer-Health@Com

Have you been on the battery acid again, dear!?

Dimler's being nasty to us AGAIN!Www@Answer-Health@Com





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