Is it healthy that I make LOUD, harsh farts several times a day? (Serious health!
Question: I really need to know because I've been making unusually loud & heavy, uncontrollable farts several times a day for about a month now. It's very embarrassing. It comes out before I can reach the bathroom. No matter how much I hold it in, it doesn't come out quietly. I've been a very gassy girl lately.
Is this negatively affecting my health? Sorry to be graphic. I've never farted so much & so loud in my life. I mean, I make big, FAT farts! Very forceful & explosive.
Answers: I really need to know because I've been making unusually loud & heavy, uncontrollable farts several times a day for about a month now. It's very embarrassing. It comes out before I can reach the bathroom. No matter how much I hold it in, it doesn't come out quietly. I've been a very gassy girl lately.
Is this negatively affecting my health? Sorry to be graphic. I've never farted so much & so loud in my life. I mean, I make big, FAT farts! Very forceful & explosive.
OMG! Stay out of the elevator! Seriously, make a list of what you eat, you might be allergic to something. Cut out one of the items each day and see if it makes a difference. There is a product called BEANO (no joke) that helps control the gas from foods, you can buy it at any drugstore.
god save your friends neighbors
just enjoy them and laugh loudly
Its not bad for you.. unless there toxic
it may be something in your diet that you've been eating more of... have you started eating something new or unusual lately?
It sounds like you've added something to you diet that needs to be let go of.....but it seems to be going around.......maybe it's something in the air..........!
Shine on.........!
stop eating junc foods and keep a food diary.avoid dairy and visit a doctor .Cause no one likes having sch disasters in public ie At work or at school.
All depends if this is a serious question, if it is, tell your doctor, anything that changes in that dept from crap to farts should be investigated, you could have bowel cancer or ibs, a number of things, if you are mucking about for a laugh, well its not really funny when you consider people get diagnose with those sorts of cancer every day.
unless they are painful or your bowels are coming loose during these blasts...no... just lay off the red meat, eggs, and beans... and if youre eating fast food...knock it off...thats a big factor when it comes to bodily gas
Open your chicks (butt) before farting, that way you won't make sound. Probably your friends or people around you will only hear air coming out from somewhere and a very nasty smell.
But no noise.
flatulence is a sign that there's putrefaction in the intestines and that's not a healthy thing. Undigested matter in the bowels can cause health problems like: bad breath, fatigue, break-outs, and a numerous list of things not to mention reabsorbing of toxins!
The simple remedy to this acidophiles. You can eat it in yougurt now! I was thrilled when they put that on the market!
This stuff will have your butt belching days behind you in 1 week!
lol
I'm with ES, keep it loose QueenClaus!
A big LMAO for you!!
OK I believe you you are not joking!
There once was a Scottish poet, not really remembered for his medical skills, because I don't think he had any!
Name was Robbie Burns.
He always made a lot of sense to me, one of his little gems was :- "Where er you be let your wind blow free"!!
I am no medical expert but I agree with that!
What is the purpose of a fart? It is to release built up pressure, like a safety valve (if you like), I would say it is far more negative to your health to try and hold it back than to release it.
Then we (or rather you) have this 'etiquette' problem! But you haven't asked about that?
If (you and I ) have established that farting is actually good for your health what do we do do about the etiquette thingy?
I know the answer to that but that would cost you (or yahoo) 10 points!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm sorry I'm almost done, no wait! hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
oh honey, just let it out, and take beano so there beano gas. (i love that commercial)
What you need to do is start smoking. I hear that gets rid of harsh farts