Hey - think about this sick thought provoking idea !!?!
Question: My boyfriend lets the most rancid sick farts ever while we're in bed or we're sleeping !! It leaves me in a bit of a quandry about what to do!! If i hold my nose --- i'm sucking in all the pollution into my mouth -- if i close my mouth -- i'm smelling it and gagging -- if i do both --- i sufficate and die -- so whats a poor women to do ??
INCIDENTALLY - could this be why i wake up with bad breath in the morning ?? LOL - Sure you all know this is sarcasym
Answers: My boyfriend lets the most rancid sick farts ever while we're in bed or we're sleeping !! It leaves me in a bit of a quandry about what to do!! If i hold my nose --- i'm sucking in all the pollution into my mouth -- if i close my mouth -- i'm smelling it and gagging -- if i do both --- i sufficate and die -- so whats a poor women to do ??
INCIDENTALLY - could this be why i wake up with bad breath in the morning ?? LOL - Sure you all know this is sarcasym
I wonder, should I also answer this with 'sarcasym'? Oh wait, I just did.
Well forget about those...Just learn to spell.
change his diet
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