Where does my lap go when i stand up?!


Question: .... and can I have it back?


Answers: .... and can I have it back?

it goes dancing...

straight to your thighs...

its here and no you can't

Nowhere it changes into your lip

up your a r s e

to lapland of course

it vanishes.
you can have it back when you sit back down

the 'lap' has been reputed to be one of the worse offenders with regards to "thunder thigh" syndrom. only seasing when the body can 'break' its horrizontal posture but ONLY with a series of angles being fromed from the baseline of those thighes.

and yes, if you can prove which one is yours.

Any cat knows you still have it even though you're stood up; sit down, there it is again.

Now you see it, now you don't...

An alternative universe where people have laps when they stand up but their laps disappear when they sit down.

behind your flange?





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