Free mayonaise?!


Question: Hi. My name is Tim and I'm 9 yrs. old. I live with my grandma. And my favorite thing in the world is mayonaise. I cant get enough of it. I put it on all foods and sometimes just eat it out of the jar. It tastes so good. Recently i have found mayo in my pajamas when i wake up in the morning. It always is there after i have a naughty dream. Well i put it on my sandwich recently but it doesnt taste very good and its a lot stickier than the mayo im used to. I usually eat Hellman's mayo. Maybe this is some generic walmart mayonaise or something cuz it sucks. Has anyone else been having this problem with the mayonaise they make in their pants. Thanks.


Answers: Hi. My name is Tim and I'm 9 yrs. old. I live with my grandma. And my favorite thing in the world is mayonaise. I cant get enough of it. I put it on all foods and sometimes just eat it out of the jar. It tastes so good. Recently i have found mayo in my pajamas when i wake up in the morning. It always is there after i have a naughty dream. Well i put it on my sandwich recently but it doesnt taste very good and its a lot stickier than the mayo im used to. I usually eat Hellman's mayo. Maybe this is some generic walmart mayonaise or something cuz it sucks. Has anyone else been having this problem with the mayonaise they make in their pants. Thanks.

Well little Timmy, you could always get some hookers to lick it off your pajamas for you.

Tim, if your 9 years old I,m not a day over 2 years of age. You should take your sick and offensive little story to another type of website and let yourself introduce your sick Little fetish to others who would be more suitable to enjoy your sickness.





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