How do I get sick? (I know... weird question)?!


Question: How do I get a fever or something like that? There is this thing coming up and I can ABSOLUTELY NOT go there!!! Please believe me this is really important, I can't just play sick... So what can I do? Should I like go outside with wet hair, or wear wet socks? I heard if you have cold feet it drives down your immune system... Any ideas???


Answers: How do I get a fever or something like that? There is this thing coming up and I can ABSOLUTELY NOT go there!!! Please believe me this is really important, I can't just play sick... So what can I do? Should I like go outside with wet hair, or wear wet socks? I heard if you have cold feet it drives down your immune system... Any ideas???

Cut an onion into half and put it under your arm over night next day u will be sick as a dog... this works....

Gonna have to go exchange some fluids with somebody who is sick... maybe you could just hurt yourself!

id on noe wat happened to u??

but try ths juss put a lot of cold water on ur head....
n smell peper.....u ll start sneezin.......

but if u doin this don blame me.........

This is mad......can't u just act sick? or liek u saif go outside with next to nothing on and wet hair and u will sure get sick..good luck to ya rather u then me lol

By not following simple hygenic precautions, you'll get sick for example not washing hands before and after eating, etc..

they say garlic in your armpits would make you feel hot. I dont know if this is true.

but the thing to make you look sick is if you throw up, so try and throw up.

keep half cut onion in btwn Ur under arms... U ll get sick the very next day...!! My frnd used to get fever in very same passion during xamz... bak home we call it as XAM FEVER... :D

lick a phone from a phone booth.

go on a 3 day bender and party like crazy. you'll be feeling pretty crap after that. trust me.

Drink 3 cartons of eggnog and run around the block 5 times. The running will bring up your temperature and the eggnog will most probably make you sicker than a dog.

If your temperature has time to cool down by the time you get the thermometer in your mouth, pull out the thermometer when nobody is looking and rub it against your pants. The friction will heat it up some, then put it back in your mouth. You must be very careful not to let it get too warm though. I suggest practicing.

if u wanna puke up, then eat a block of soap (not all of it ofcourse!) before u go to bed.
u should be unwell when u wake up. or, maybe eat a 'sweet potatoe' n it will give u a tummy ache!

but u could try running around i the rain and u might get a cough or cold.

i hope that this is helpful!
(it really works!)

this sort of thing could rebound on you

Well just get really wasted ..make sure to mix alcohol like vodka and whiskey..ughh! Just thinking bout it makes me ill!!!! Drink alot of that and u r sure to be sick the next day. If u dont drink booze, drink some yarrow tea it will induce a fever beyond belief. Drink lotts of water if trying the yarow tea. Yarrow is an herb u can get at a natural foods store.

Get drunk on Champagne. Worst hangover you will ever have.

uff dont fall sick..just pretend to be cm on..we'eve all pretended to be sick now..say u have a headache/backache watever





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