Someone comfort me!?!


Question: I feel like I'm going to vomit and/or die. Does anyone have a joke...funny story....

did you do anything embarassing today?

I'm a cop...is there anything you want to say to me? Let it out. I have all day.


Answers: I feel like I'm going to vomit and/or die. Does anyone have a joke...funny story....

did you do anything embarassing today?

I'm a cop...is there anything you want to say to me? Let it out. I have all day.

Well I think that Cops need to laugh too, so here goes. I was talking to some friends during luch today, and we were just joking around and laughing our heads off and just as I went to take the last gulp of my coco, one of the people got up from the other side of the picnic bench, and then side I was on went down as the other side went up, and I hit the ground, the coco went up my nose, all over my face, on my nice clean, cream colored shirt and slacks, and do you know what everybody that saw this happen said? "The JOKES On You!!" Can you picture that?

there are always people worse off...

Okay i got a joke
What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.

I did something embarising today. I just screamed "Oh god whats that smell" In a hall at school >.< Seriously, it smelled like burning rubber.

Uh....a cop eh? Uhm.... I dunno. Hello!

Oh that vomit/die thing might be from some meds, I had some when I had a staph infection that was Horrid.

when the man was asked by the police officer "do you know why I pulled you over?" The man answered of course, you want to give me tickets to the City Police Ball. The officer looked down and said "sir city police dont have balls"
I hope you feel better.

F-U-C-K da Po-Lease!

Is that good?

my mom told me a story her friend told her...

this girl, Sara, & her younger sister, Tina, were shopping for clothes (they're high schoolers & it was laundry day). Sara & Tina were at the store, ya know, checkin everything out. Tina was getting bored so she sat down in a chair nearby. Then all of a sudden she gets up screaming, running around, basically freaking out. Sara asks her "What? What? What's wrong?". Tina says "OMG there was a big spider on my lap when I sat down!". Sara looks down at Tina's skirt & lap area & starts laughing hysterically. Now tina's confused, "What's so funny?" Sara tells her "look down at your skirt you idiot! there's no spider! you've got....a hole....in ...your skirt....& apparently ur underwear....That's no spider!! That was your pubic hair!!!!"

Tina walked around the mall the rest of the day holding her purse over her crotch. Lol I love that story.

i read ur profile thingy it say u wanna be a cop...





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