I need to fake sick?!
Question: So i have been faking sick for the past couple of days to get outts school (there is this girl there that gives me TONS of problems but shes leaving friday so I need to be sick one more day) but anyway i have been faking sick, but today i acted really normal, and well.
so how do i convince my parents i'm sick? just one more day is all i need!
if i told them the real reason, they wouldnt believe me.
Answers: So i have been faking sick for the past couple of days to get outts school (there is this girl there that gives me TONS of problems but shes leaving friday so I need to be sick one more day) but anyway i have been faking sick, but today i acted really normal, and well.
so how do i convince my parents i'm sick? just one more day is all i need!
if i told them the real reason, they wouldnt believe me.
kill the girl, or throw up. You could just eat your cereal, chew a little then spit it all on the floor making weird noise and such
just go and bash this girl up dont take that crap
best way is that you have lightness in stomavch right now, in the morning diarheah
Go to school. Let her know you hate her guts.
Ummm... go to school and confront that individual. If you can't do that then you will have problems for the rest of your life.
Can of vegtable beef and barley soup in the toilet.
tell your parents the truth
just go to school and face the problems... you are missing out on education which isn't a good thing... but if you must fake food sickness just make yourself throw up and claim it on something you ate that could work
this is her last day,meaning you last chance to get her back!
act like ur throwing up, like ur gagging at teh sight of food
act like ur retching on the toilet. like run and act like u r about ot loose ur cookies, sleep with a trachcan beside ur bed as if ur going to throw up during the night.
DON'T FAKE SICK!!!
Go to school and face this girl... If you've told your teachers whats up and they don't do anything about it. Then you need to stand up for yourself!!! Do NOT let people walk all over you. Nobody should make you feel like you have to lock yourself at home.
Trying to get out of school cause of this girl is not worth lying to your parents!!
Just put up with two days of misery, by the time monday comes, she wont be there anymore!!
don't fake sick. be cool, go to school.
its not fair that you get to skip school while the rest of us still have to go. its a poor excuse to say its this one girl. face up to her. show her you aren't afraid of her. its cowardly to skip school because of one girl.
sorry, this doesn't mean to offend you, but you are harming youself.
Deal with your problem. Do not be afraid, just ignore the idiotic girl who is giving you problems. Or for my advice, make fun of her or get dirt on her (secrets/blackmark). Good luck and best of wishes! KillaRoach
SLEEP ALL DAY! for real. just like keep rubbing your nose so it looks red. don't talk much. say you have a head ache and kinda complain, not alot though, ya know? and just stay in your room.
not sure but i hope you get this figured out with her you have got the rest of the year you will come in contact with her at some point.
hmmmm wake your mom up in the middle of the night and tell her how sick you feel. Tell her you just threw up several times and ask her what you should do.
ok if u can take the pain just touch ur uvula and throw up. dont do this a lot though or you'll burn up an organ
I dont know how old you are but when i dont wanna go to school i just tell my mom that im haivng horrible cramps and she will let me stay home or you can say you have a really really bad headach or you go just go to school and knock that girl dont let people be talken **** about you.
Silly, you should have kept up the act. You could say that you have no energy or that your head ache has come back. Just a friendly warning however, your parents may take you to the doctors as it has been a couple of days now.
lol easy
act like your gonna get your period and you have badddd
cramps
or sense you acted normal
when you wake up
be like mom ma head hurts really bad i am dizzy
act week ill work or that you have diarrhea something like that
ok...here's what u do...
stay up til like 3 in the morning to make ur eyes all puffy and stuff, then u can either go to the bathroom then-make gagging noises throw some water into the toilet and flush, and wake up ur parents OR go to bed like @ 3 and when ur parents wake u up say u feel horrible and tired (which is partly the truth) and threw up that night.
If u faked sick b4 today, just say whatever u had prolly came back. Good Luck!!!!!!!
Sorry about that girl giving u **** at school...:(
wake up tomorrow with arm-pit stains and damp hair... (do it yourself with your sink...haha)
^^ it will make you look like you have a fever and like you're sweating..
pinch your cheeks to make them red and kind of hot...
speak in a quiet but raspy voice, and breath slightly heavier than normal...but not too noticable.
trust me, i'm an expert :)
Go to school get your whoopin
You should really go to school & tell her directly.
But if you're really, really desperate, tell your parents you don't feel well before going to bed.
If you want, you can wake your parents up around 1AM or so and declare that you just vomited or something.
-OR- The Flu Method.
"Wear many layers of clothing. This makes it look as though you are freezing, since sick people feel cold easily. Make sure you do this the night before you plan to not go to school.
Sneeze loudly, then sniffle in front of your parents.
Whenever you cough, do so loudly and twice. Then, sniffle.
Once in a while, after a sniffle, sneeze.
Rub your forehead and face, if you have parents who check your face for temperature. Don't rub your face too hard; it can give you a rash or just make it hurt.
The next morning, try to wake up about half an hour or an hour before your parents. Then, start doing stuff to make yourself sweat a lot (sick people sweat sometimes when they are cold), and dangle your head over the edge of the bed to get a red face. Then, grab something fun to do in bed while you wait for your parents to wake up. Just make sure it isn't noisy.
When you hear your parents coming to wake you, rub your face quickly and hard. Then, settle down into bed and pretend to be asleep.
If they still want to make you go to school, get up, but sluggishly. Slowly dress, but not too slowly. Skip a button on your shirt, don't comb your hair properly, and don't tie your shoe laces properly (or even at all). Just don't fall and hurt yourself, and make sure there's enough time to convince your parents not to send you to school.
Make your way to one of your parents. Make sure that he or she is alone. Tell him or her something along the lines of: "Hey, Mom/Dad, I don't feel so good..." and moan. Try leaning into his or her arms, as though you're trying to get a hug. He or she will most likely ask you what's wrong. Say "My head is pounding, I'm freezing, and my throat hurts. My nose is blocked, too, and I feel really tired." Moan again, and lean into his or her arms. Hug him or her, and say that you need to use the bathroom. Go to your other parent and do the same, only add one or two more symptoms. Your parents will come and discuss this, and realize that you're much worse than they thought.
If you use an electric thermometer, ask your parents to take your temperature. Make sure they have a warm drink with them that is unfinished. It should be near you. Try to dip the thermometer inside the cup for a couple of seconds, until it goes up to your desired temperature. Then, take it out, blow on it just a little, and pop it into your mouth. Make sure it doesn't touch the area below your tongue; just balance it on your tongue. When it beeps, give it to your parent. He or she will check it " < Taken from wikihow.
If you go to Wikihow, there's more information and different methods to fake sick, however, i really don't think you should skip school because of that girl.
just go to school its olny 1 more day
good luck!
glue yourselg to the bed like that boy on the news that wanted to get outta school. he glued himself to the bed and his mother had to call the paramedics. it took them 3 hours to get him out. lol.
this is gross, and some people might say 'no dont do that' but when your overdose and call the hotlline they tell you to drink a little vinegar and it makes you throwup
go...deal with it and get everyone against her but dont stir up to much. keep it cool cuz hey shes gone after tommarow so learn to deal with people..it happens to everyone,,unfrotunately
I think you should tell someone about the problem that you're having with the girl. The same thing happened to me when I was in high school. It wasn't just one girl, it was ten girls. They all wanted to jump me, and I was really scared. I didn't tell my parents about it because I wanted to handle it on my own. So I started cutting school a lot to avoid the girls. I found out later that, that really wasn't the answer. When I finally went back to school I still faced the same problem. I alerted the Dean of my school and he made arrangements for me to come to school and leave school safely. He warned the girls that if they touched me that they would be expelled. He was all over them. I was so happy. I really didn't want the problem to escalate to something uncontrollable. Believe me I have some very scary family members that would have put an end to the whole mess, but I didn't want anyone going to jail because of me. Eventually the same group of girls wanted to be my friend, (overtime). However, I never really trusted them and kept my distance. In the end everything was cool and I picked up my grade well enough to make it to the honor roll.
I said all of this to say: NO MORE EXCUSES.
Tomorrow morning just chew on some crackers (but don't swallow them) and pour apple juice in your mouth. Then, when your parents are around spit it out and they'll think you puked.