Fake Sick ??????!
Question: okay i get really good marks at school but for some reason i just wanna stay home today how can i fake sick
Answers: okay i get really good marks at school but for some reason i just wanna stay home today how can i fake sick
I used to always love calling in sick and stuff. But if you need to fake it to your mom, here are some great ways.
The way your voice sounds crackly in the morning. Just keep it up by not drinking/eating anything and talking in a low voice - trust me, it's really easy to keep up, but only for a few minutes. You need to do quick convincing ok? Just say "ohhh my throat hurts sooo crazy.. what's going on? Oh I don't feel good..."
Pretend you got food poisoning and make puking noises from inside the bathroom when you KNOW someone's outside and able to hear everything. (If you're not good at faking the sound, stick the end of your toothbrush down your throat and it'll start sounding off the gag reflex)
Act like you're extremely weak. I mean when your mom comes to wake you up or something, keep your eyes shut while you say "ughhh I don't feel good but noooo I don't think I should miss school" (that's if you've done this a lot so your mom might think you're just bluffing) if your mom would believe you, don't say that part lol..she might just be like well then stick it out and go.
If this is calling in for school, just tell them "Oh I really need to go to school but I just keep having diarrhea and I keep vomiting and feeling extremely nauseous! (they'll get you got food poisoning)
Anyways, all these have worked for me over the years. It's some great material I'm tellin ya, but use them often and your mom will never believe you again.
Watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off...he sure knows several ways to do it.
just tell your mom you feel naueaus fro some reason and you got a real bad headache. always worked for me lol.
Dont fully make your parents think that you just want to stay home, or they may think you faking, be like " ye i might go to school, i just dont wont to get sick at school, what do you think", and just act like you have a bad head ache , really tired, and feel sick, and try to act depressed.
If its not too late, keep going to the toilet and flush it
go every 10-15 minutes, to make out you have the runs, not even a doctor can prove your lying. Tell you parent you have the runs and cant go to school, obviously that wont make you go to school if you have to go to the toilet every 10 minutes. Don't have any dairy for breakfast and ask for fluids, lol, make it look more real.
okay, i dont know how your parents are...and i dont know if you are a girl or not. BUT, if you are a girl you could tell your mom that you started your period and you are hurting! tell her that it started last night, and you got NO sleep because you have a bad headache! That usually worked for me! Even if you are a guy ...just tell your parents that you feel weak like you are getting sick, and ou feel like you just need a day to rest!
Good luck!