I need a good laugh!!Im getting over being sick?!
Question: My doc always said laughter is the best medicine.Should I go outside to get better?Im getting over the flu, and my period at the same time so I have stomach pains and need a good laugh.Make ma smile or laugh, andything to make me feel better!
Answers: My doc always said laughter is the best medicine.Should I go outside to get better?Im getting over the flu, and my period at the same time so I have stomach pains and need a good laugh.Make ma smile or laugh, andything to make me feel better!
Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Haha. Most people that saw this video cracked up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HvpRvvfc...
These are also funny. Watch them both for it to be funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8s...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCuhTppsC...
whay doesnt smoky bear have any kids
ans- because everytime his wife got hot he hit her with the shovel
south park to the rescue!
imagine cartman nude, in a very seductive pose blowing kisses, that should give you a laugh and a half!
GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one." To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up, B****."
Caturday always makes me laugh! Look up caturday in google and there are videos and pictures. Here is a link to one....
http://www.mojoflix.com/Video/It-s-Catur...
Feel better!