How do I get sick really fast?!
Question: My dad wants to take me to a convention of poets because when I was in 5th grade, I won a contest writing a poem. Now, I hate even the word poetry. I told him I didn't want to do it and he still said that he got someone to do a special favor for him and I'll have to go. Any ways to get sick within 6 DAYS?
Answers: My dad wants to take me to a convention of poets because when I was in 5th grade, I won a contest writing a poem. Now, I hate even the word poetry. I told him I didn't want to do it and he still said that he got someone to do a special favor for him and I'll have to go. Any ways to get sick within 6 DAYS?
your dad should not force you to do something you don't wanna do. that is disgusting! well if you wanna get sick go outside with just you boxers on in the freezing cold and expose yourself for 30-45 minutes or go to someone that is very sick and get close to them. you will probably get a very bad common cold that will last for a few months.
i think you already are.
i think you should take sleeping pills and say you have a really bad headache
Whats it going to take? An hour? Maybe 2? Shame on you.
Do this with your dad. Make him proud.
When its over go gag somehwere, but have the decency to hide it from him.
Get undressed down to your skibbies and sit in a cold room with all the windows open and put your feet in an ice filled bucket, that should do it.
go outside in your boxers...for 30 minutes, or however long you can take it, then get really really hot, then repeat the process. go around all day without washing your hands, then eat with your fingers.
lick doorknobs.
french kiss prostitutes.
you could do all this, and get sick.
or, you could just man up and go. could be some good father son time together.
It sounds like he went through a lot of trouble to do this for you. Just grin and bear it. And, you might learn something. If nothing else, you're spending time with your dad, who obviously wants to spend time with you. You're lucky to have a dad who cares so much.
Wake up really early in the morning the day you're supposed to go and pretend to throw up in the bathroom. Then, knock on his door and ask for some medicine. Most parents don't think that their kids will wake up early to get out of something. :D
Ketchup and pickes on chocolate ice cream.
forget about getting sick!
few hours b4 the show, go to your nearest 7,11 (any liquor store works too) and break a window pretending to steal something.(you are not a theft OK!? put that in your mind) let the police arrest you! they'll let you out within 5-6 hours. plus you'll have it as an experience you know!? or just get lost that day!
start touching door handles to public places, then licking your fingers...flush the toilet at wal-mart, lick your fingers...
Pump gas, lick your fingers. Anyway to put germs in your system that your immune system isn't used to is a sure way to get yourself sick quick.
Beside making your father happy, did you even think that just by chance you could have a good time, the food might be good, there may be fun things to do after the convention. One day out of your life isn`t the end of the world. Be a sport, go and make the best of it, and don`t hang a guilt trip on your dad for taking you.