Ways to make myself sicker?!


Question: i already have a sore throat and a slight cough.
i really don't want to go to school tomorrow so i need away to make myself worse.
any suggestions? please don't tell me i'm being dumb -- i don't care. i really can't go tomorrow.


Answers: i already have a sore throat and a slight cough.
i really don't want to go to school tomorrow so i need away to make myself worse.
any suggestions? please don't tell me i'm being dumb -- i don't care. i really can't go tomorrow.

I so understand you. You can try fake barfing...always works.
Or since you already have a sore throat, try not drinking that much water for a bit before your parents (I assume your parents are the ones who make you go to school, right?) come home/ see you. It will make your throat hurt or be scratchy. Do that, and breathe through your mouth, not your nose. When you breathe through your mouth the air you inhale tickles the back of your throat and makes you cough.
Yeah, thats it...good luck. ^_^;;

You aren't being dumb. You need help if you have to make yourself ill. I would stay home and get a psychiatric referal from your family Dr. Not wanting to face 'something' is immature and sick.

If it's cold outside, stand out there for a bit with hardly anything on.

put your finger down your throat, and barf. Also, take some exlax and make hands sweaty

go to the bathroom and fake puke but dont really puke just fake it

okay so what you have to do is take a shower and then go stand outside in the cold for ten min. you will feel like you have a cold again

Try putting powder on your face so you look pale and put a lot of blush on your cheeks so it lookes like you have a fever.

stay up for most of the night





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