How can I get a fever?!
Question: I have a report due and don't want to go to school. Please Help!!!!!
Answers: I have a report due and don't want to go to school. Please Help!!!!!
Hold a thermometer up to a lightbulb, and put a hot washcloth on your head while you do it so you feel warm to the touch. Don't put the therm. on for too long, or else it will get WAY too high. Just put it on and keep checking it. It should be above 100 but below 102.
Chances of you getting a fever over night arent very likely, unless youve been around people that are sick.
How about you get the eff off of Y!A and get crackin' on that report there, Skippy?
I need to urinate.
EDIT: You ask dumb questions you get dumb answers.
Stick a penny underneath your tongue!
sorry, fevers are caused by infection.
just do the stupd thing...
take a bath in the coldest water possible and then run around the block in shorts and t shirts and slippers if its winter outside. then come back in and stand in front of a extremely hot heat source that you can feel licking your skin. if all else fails play a game that makes your eyes dart around chasing after an animation such as drift city for about 4 hours to make yourself dizzy enough to get a headache
contract hiv... i promise, no one will bug you about a report every again.
you are the perfect example of laziness! Just do the report! You'll be glad it's finally over!
did you do the report???? Take your butt to school with or without it. I always thought school was the worst thing ever. My mom pushed and pushed I thank her everyday for that now I am a college student and it still sucks but without an education you have NOTHING! you can't even work at McDonald's if you didn't graduate anymore.
Eat some toothpaste and run around A LOT until you begin to over heat, trust me it works. My friend did it in middle school all the time.
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