What excuses do you make when you make a loud smelly fart?!
Question: HE DID IT!
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Answers: HE DID IT!
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RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
lol, never done it in public, depends who i was with, probably just laugh it off
it wasn't me is the most common one
I just proudly announce that was me!!!
I never do that in public,i can control it,thats sooo embarrassing if that ever happened to me in public!
It's not really anything you can make a good cover-up excuse about. Just go with the flow and try to take the attention off yourself by not saying anything, especially excuses!
I don't make excuses. Depending on the company I'm in, I either laugh it off, or simply say "Excuse me". Everybody passes gas, there's no reason to be so embarrassed about it, and no excuse needed.
let it be known you didn't do it that someone else did and they will believe it generally i have done that and it works. lol
I always say "Did you say something?" or "do you smell something burning?"
none... it does not exists an excuse for that.... If I'm with some family just laugh.... if not then I will act like it wasn't me... ja ja ja ...
I move my feet or something to try to cover up the sound....lol
Can't believe I admitted that. It doesn't happen often, but very embarrassing!!!
my boyfriend always makes a surprised look on his face and looks at me as if I did it...then everybody thinks it was me cuz my face turns red...I just laugh...
If I'm at work, I rip them all the time. If a customer is walking by when I'm talking to another employee, I'll rip a huge one, then dart behind an aisle, and make it look like they did it.
If it's a silent one, I'll announce that I smell popcorn, and make everyone around me breath deeply.
Honestly I don't know anyone who would fart out in public but to answer your question say a health excuse like "I have IBS"
or "I've been eating lots of fiber lately".(IBS=iterableble bowel syndrome).