Why do you get the runs after a big night of drinking alcohol?!

Question: aka Booze Poohs or Beer Squirts.

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Answers: aka Booze Poohs or Beer Squirts.

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Because alcohol causes your cells to dehydrate*, and all that water has to go somewhere, so it ends up in your intestines, and overwhelms your Large Intestine's ability to "do its job", which is to remove excess water from what your Small Intestine delivers to it.

You asked!

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