How to get sick over night!!??!
Question: I already have a really bad stomach ache, dizziness, body aches, and a soar throat. I told my mom about it, but when she took my temperature it was 98 degrees.
My normal body temperature is 96.3 degrees. I tried to tell her that this would be equivalent to any normal person's 100 degree fever. She said i'm not allowed to stay home from school unless i have a higher fever, or actually throw up!
I need help fast because i seriously DO NOT feel well, and she doesn't believe me!
Answers: I already have a really bad stomach ache, dizziness, body aches, and a soar throat. I told my mom about it, but when she took my temperature it was 98 degrees.
My normal body temperature is 96.3 degrees. I tried to tell her that this would be equivalent to any normal person's 100 degree fever. She said i'm not allowed to stay home from school unless i have a higher fever, or actually throw up!
I need help fast because i seriously DO NOT feel well, and she doesn't believe me!
Well try to explain that you are really feeling sick. But for a fever just put some hot water in your mouth swish around and then put the thermometer into your mouth it'll make you have a fever. If your mom insists on taking it herself. Right before she takes your temp, hold your stomach and say you have to go to the bathroom, then pretend you have bad diarrhea or your throwing up. Then after a little bit flush the toilet and then put some hot water in your mouth, and swallow it then go straight out and have your mom put the thermometer in your mouth, you'll have a low fever then. I heard that eating a raw potato makes some people throw up or have a fever. Hope I helped, feel better soon.
OK what you do is.. when she is in a room.. before you enter that room.. stick your fingers in your throat and then come in the room when your gonna throw up.. that way when she sees this she will believe you..
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Take really hot water in your mouth, hot as you can stand it and right after you spit it out take your temp. That ought to do the trick.
i know this sounds bad...but stick it in warm water, and run in telling her you have a fever- or just say that you always don't have to have a fever to be sick, explain how bad you feel and that she's not being fair.
i really hope you feel better and everything wroks out!
best of luck.
I've heard of drinking nasty stuff...like raw egg and orange juice...but you know, that *really* doesn't sound safe. lol
Maybe you can just fake puking.....make a puke batter. LIke your mom is really going to watch you puke...but make the sounds and then show her "see, I puked" lol...disgusting but it may work so you can stay home and recover.
And if you want her to read a hot temp on the thermometer...run it quickly on your jeans. Got me outta work a few times =X
your question was how do you get sick?
easy just wet yourself with cold water right before you go to bed and open your window and dont dry yourself, just go to sleep wet
sit in an oven
How do you know you won't feel fine in the morning?
If you are starting to get sick now, by tomorrow you should be really sick. Try not to sleep much--if you sleep it might "work off the sickness"
Hope that helps!
ok go eat like veggie soup or some kind of soup then at night go open a can of whatever you ate and put it in the toilet or were ever you want to put it to make you look like you puked.