Why does my bum itch so bad?!
Question: I am suffering from the most agonizing itchy butthole I've ever had. It itches around my pucker and even inside my stink tube a couple inches. Here's the clincher though--it's so bad even my frank and beans have started to itch, but it's almost like they itch from the inside...where I can't scratch. The only relief is a hot shower and that's only a small amount. Don't just say "go to the doctor." I know that. Also, I don't think it's a sweat issue, as it is 10 degrees where I'm at. I always wipe well, but the onset of my itchy buttholes always seem to begin with a hot sh*t. Please help! Thanks so much.
Answers: I am suffering from the most agonizing itchy butthole I've ever had. It itches around my pucker and even inside my stink tube a couple inches. Here's the clincher though--it's so bad even my frank and beans have started to itch, but it's almost like they itch from the inside...where I can't scratch. The only relief is a hot shower and that's only a small amount. Don't just say "go to the doctor." I know that. Also, I don't think it's a sweat issue, as it is 10 degrees where I'm at. I always wipe well, but the onset of my itchy buttholes always seem to begin with a hot sh*t. Please help! Thanks so much.
It could be hemorrhoids, it could be thrush, it could be worms.
In fact it could be any number of things, try going to the docs as they will be better to know what is going on.
Hope this helps.
it could be internal hemroids...try getting some over the counter cream, its kinda gross but you stick it inside and it should help the itch
I think u have worms.When was the last time u took worm tablets,and some type of worms lay eggs near the anal canal,and it will itch really horrible.It will continue until the egg hatch and the worms reach the intestines.Try not to eat anything outside.Cook your own food yourself.
I'm speechless. Apologetically laughing at work, but ultimately speechless. Good Luck!................... Scratch that,,,,, "I mean", wait a minute, don't be shy, if you're serious about this, it should be safe to take a couple of finger loads of vasaline, and rrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggg. now good luck... oh, and change your diet slightly, and take some vitamin E.