I farted in an elevator, I need help?!


Question: I always thought it would be fun to fart in an elevator so the other day when using the elevator leaving the building I did a HUGE fart and it was loud-as, I expected it to be SBD(Silent but deadly). There where a few other people in the elevator and their faces were hilarious! I tried not to laugh and I held it in but then a burst of laughter just exploded out of my mouth and I couldn't stop laughing. Then they all looked at me like I'm a wierdo.

Am I?

Also, have you done this before?


Answers: I always thought it would be fun to fart in an elevator so the other day when using the elevator leaving the building I did a HUGE fart and it was loud-as, I expected it to be SBD(Silent but deadly). There where a few other people in the elevator and their faces were hilarious! I tried not to laugh and I held it in but then a burst of laughter just exploded out of my mouth and I couldn't stop laughing. Then they all looked at me like I'm a wierdo.

Am I?

Also, have you done this before?

HAHA! DUDE, YOUR A BADA$$!

that is soooo hilarious! please, the next time you do this, get it on camera!! holy *#&$@) that is soo funny.. i hate how people can't take humor haha! everything about that story just cracks me up! you are truely my idol now. haha that just made my day.. noooo jokkkeee!


-dont stop zee passin of gassin :) LMAO!
keep doin what you do man!

ooerr . lol fartings allways fun . they were just jelous

Fart humor - heh heh heh. Farts funny- heh heh heh. Fart poop.

who cares *glares*
sorry i get disgusted by other peoples passing of gas.

the cutter of the cheese , that was funny.
I envy you , farting then laughing in their faces , good stuff.

Lol that was funny.
I've done it before but it was a silent one and deadly! Luckily the doors opened and i went out quickly and blamed it on my son, saying: Sam what have you done? you should hold yourself! He looked at me quite horrified.
No you dont need help, it's quite normal! and you are not a weirdo.

I did this before but not that loud as your huge fart. Huge fart sound is produced by vibration of the anal opening. The loudness of the sound depends on the velocity of expulsion of the gas of the sphincter muscles of the anus.
The following website describes all about farts.
http://www.heptune.com/farts.html





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