I told my parrents i'm sick and i'm not how do i make myself sick fast?!
Question: should i drink some household fluids or what?
Answers: should i drink some household fluids or what?
Get a cup. Put Milk into that cup, then ad Juice/Squash (without water) to the milk. Drink the mix.
I've done it before, mamanged to get 1 week from school :D
just pretend. mope around act weak, say your cold. go in the bathroom and pretend to puke. say your really thirsty and shiver and then get hot (fever symptoms)
dont eat anything today
are you crazy? dont drink anything that's not made for consumption. if you have to lie say you have a bad headache or stomach ache
Umm....if you drink household fluids you might kill yourself...don't do that. Just lay on the couch with a blanket and watch TV quietly or until they leave the house..LOL. If they are home go to the bathroom frequently to make it seem like your belly hurts. Can you tell I have expierence?
No then you could die. you would have to be rushed to the hospital and the would find that in your system and put you in a mental hospital or therapy thinking you tried to kill yourself. You put your fingers down your throat and make yourself throw up take a hot bath and get really warm so your temperature can rise and act very tired. Crying helps to and while your crying say i feel exhausted and i have a horrible headache.
GOOD LUCK!
Just stay in bed. Don't get on the computer!!!!!! Go to the bathroom a lot and don't eat much. Say that your cold and shiver.
Hope that helps!!
Don't make yourself vomit.
No unless you want to poison your self fool. Just say you have a diahrreah problem or headache. Other than that your dumb. Looking back at the kids who did that, the big thing is why? Its boring at home.
why in the world would you wanna make yourself sick when you can just pretend to be sick. stay in bed and relax
Really what I think is that you should 'fess up and tell the truth. When you start lying to parents then they do little things like don't trust you and start to take away privelages. So, I would just tell them you are not sick, you just needed a 'day' off and you are sorry you lied.
If for some reason, you just can't tell the truth then plead a bad headache. Keep the room somewhat dark, this is something that could keep you from school but, wouldn't necessarily show up as illness.
Don't do something stupid like drink chemicals, you might really do yourself some harm and land in the hospital or worse in the cemetary.
A classic!!! LOL! ok, if you want to get sick as in "I have a cold" sick, then it all depends on where you are. If you are in Illinois, which im in, it is really cold right now. So, what you would need to do is get some ice in a cup and put really cold water on it. go outside, and wait for the water to get really cold. You have to go out there without a jacket though! So just wonder around in the cold drinking the cold water, then just do it for several days until you start to get a soar throat, then the cold, then you will be fine after some days!
You will need to play sick until you actually get sick in order for your parents to believe you!
Good Luck!
next time call me ill come up with somethin 4 u :) haha i dont miss as much skool as u but im still pretty good at playin sick