I can't control my poop!?!

Question: I had to poop, so I pushed hard. All the sudden, my butt hole ripped! I now can't control my farts, or bowel movements. What should I do?

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Answers: I had to poop, so I pushed hard. All the sudden, my butt hole ripped! I now can't control my farts, or bowel movements. What should I do?

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Eat honey and peanut butter. This will stop you from making so many movements. After the episode goes away, you may get a hemoroid and could cause constipation. To control constipation associated with the hemmoroids, take a table spoon of mineral oil and eat vegetables and plenty of water.

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Why are you on answers??

Go see a doctor.

Seriously.

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Assuming this question isn't a joke intended for cheap immature laughs, you need to see a proctologist and get stitches.

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PWNED.

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