Toilet problem?!
Question: Sometimes when doing a toilet it won't break off, i've tried shaking my bum and stamping my feet but nothing works.
Any advice ??
Answers: Sometimes when doing a toilet it won't break off, i've tried shaking my bum and stamping my feet but nothing works.
Any advice ??
Take a large plastic bag one with no holes food quality preferred put hand in bag grab the big jobby and either pull or break off as much as you can turn bag inside out tie end into a knot put bag in dustbin.
Please be carefully if you pull at big jobby as it might be fixed to your insides and it will hurt .
You could of course try taking a bit of laxitive to make it easier
all the best of luck.
Disgusting, you're a freak!
retract the rectum (just relax instead of squeezing for a sec)
Try your loo brush !!!!!!!!!!
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Take a spoon with you and break it off
get a stick
Try standing up next time, it might help
lol
hammer and chisel
Interesting - So what happens in the end then? or is it still hanging out? Also how long is the beast!! does it continue to grow? The only suggestion I have is take a plastic bag to the loo with you and pull the blighter outta there.
You need to squeeze and tighten your muscles down there.
reckon you've had too much anal!
that's the difference between oral and anal
oral makes your day
anal makes your hole weak!
turds are usually tapered anyway - to stop your bum shutting with a bang!
Sorry I won't answer any crap questions! Period!
Try a stool softener, eat more fiber, and drink more water.
Then move on...
This is a s*hit question this though I shall help out.
Grab it, then drop it down the bog.
Winkle it out with a tea-spoon.
there's nothing quite as queer as folk,
and you need what Edward II got as a cure for his piles, A RED HOT POKER UP THE REAR
Swing it from side to side.