The Loch Ness monster is currently living in my pool and i dont know how to get !
Question: he scares me
Answers: he scares me
ok i hadthe same problem you have to drain the pool then fill with diet mountain dew it has to be diet!!! then it will poof into some one elses pool
Someone is high.........lol
Just calm down dude...no one is gonna hurt you. This will pass soon.
put gummy worms on a fishing pole and tape the pole to the pool so it hangs over. he should eat the worm and then shrink into a leaf.
ok calm down you need cheetos lots and lots of cheetos
turn on old episodes .. heck even new episodes of "The View"
Rosie and or woopie will do all the work for you
I hear Nessie is very friendly. If you can get over your fear you may be able to charge admissions for viewings of the majestic beast.
Call the National Enquirer and sell your story for lots and lots of money, then just call Lochness R Us to come pick him up. They will do a humane monster removal, and you will have enough to pay them since you sold your story for big bucks.
Throw in a crocodile or two. Either Nessie eats the croc, and is satiated, or the croc eats Nessie, and you have no more problem. (Except to get rid of the crocodile.)
Tickle him crazy.
swim in it. he'll probably get out.
Well he's Scottish, so may I suggest serenading him with the bagpipes until he falls asleep. Then get your local aquarium/Sea World to bring one of the cranes they use to move Whales and they can take it from there.
SHOOTIE!!! i am the LOCH NESS MONSTER!! how did you even know i was there!!!! i do like gummy worms..but personally i like the high idea. what does it mean "high" i found this chunky kinda gravely thing by the pool the other day wrapped in some sort of paper it looked good cause i thought i was a smore so i toasted it but smokey stuff came out. thats when i became the loch ness monster..and my name is Germane Curly Dipp Dopp LIppity Rapyuop.