How do i get the flu?!
Question: i dont want 2 go to school
or at least how do i look and seem sick
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Answers: i dont want 2 go to school
or at least how do i look and seem sick
if u cant say anything helpful to this question dont say anything at all.
There is no fast way to catch the real flu, so to fake it you have to turn up the heat high in your room for awhile so that you look all sticky and muggy and then go and complain to your parents that you do not feel good.
Or take a hot shower for a good 25-30 minutes, dry off everything except your face and neck area and try and keep your face moist so that it looks like you have a sweaty fever. If your parents have a thermometer take your temperature and it will be higher than normal for at least an hour plus your pulse and heartbeats will be faster and your blood pressure will be higher too.These are all signs of catching a cold or the flu.
Plus you must act sick such as being down in the dumps and tired or drowsy. Tell them that you have diarrhea. If you can fake throwing up thats good too. After you show your parents that you are sick, tell them that you are NOT hungry and that you just want to go to your room and sleep to get better.
Well, you wouldn't want the flu, because you can actually end up in the hospital with the flu. If you don't want to go to school, pretend to be really achy and moan and complain a lot. Your rents cant tell if your achy, so they wont send you to school. And if they try to give you asprin for the "aches" slip it under your tounge but dont swallow it and spit it out.
you get the flu when your putting fingers in your mouth after a harsh day at school or not cleaning them and putting it all over your face and rubbing it too. Also i recamend you wash your hands with hot water it gets germs off you...... dont use cold water it's useless..... get the flu shot if u dont want to get the flu ask your doctor also and the flu shot dosent even hurt....
i did this a few times, sit in front of the heater (really close)
for maybe half an hour. then tell your mum you dont feel well.
in turn she will feel your head and she'll say "your burning up, go lie in bed and ill get you some breakfast"
i have done this heaps of times and it works like clockwork everytime
good luck and dont miss too many days off school. you'll regret it come exam time