How i can stop my erection at a nude beach?!
Question: i want to go to the nude beach but i'm worried that i will get a huge erection, especially with all the pretty naked girls that will be there. what can i do to control it?
Answers: i want to go to the nude beach but i'm worried that i will get a huge erection, especially with all the pretty naked girls that will be there. what can i do to control it?
Certainly a fair question. As most people pointed out, most people that you will see at a nude beach won't be sexually 'arousing.' There are, I usually see some very attractive topless and nude women when I go. Naturally, it is some quite sensual to be nude together (despite what anyone else says).
So here is what I would recommend:
- Find a spot as far as possible from anyone 'arousing' and then disrobe. You will feel more comfortable being nude this way. If you do get an erection, you can easily cover up if you are sitting / laying down.
- When you are ready, get up and get in the water. It will let you be comfortable being nude around others (even attractive women) and in the worst case, you can hide your erection. It is of course a plus if the water is cold.
- When you are ready, walk around. If you feel like you are about to get an erection, just bite your lip or do something to distract your mind.
Wear a blindfold.
Stick you.r Pecker in the sand,lol
close your eyes
Think of ice cubes on your private parts...
well when you see all the old fat and flabby men and women im sure you wont have an erection
think of your mum... if that dont work then there is something wrong with u! lol
think of your grandmother
Look at the 'sexy' men instead, lol!
If you're a perv, you really shouldn't go.
lie on your stomach
that way if there's a little "rise"
you can dig for oil!!!!!
WELL there is really no way i dont think the easy thing is to just DONT GO TO A NUDE BEACH it is way easier unless all you go there for is all the naked girls
Of course, because all the women on the beach are naturally gonna be Baywatch standard....
I think you watch too much porn, Sunny Jim. I think you're gonna have a horrible shock when confronted by middle-aged male and female bits. Wood'll be the last thing on your mind.
Huge? ... that's debatable..
ha ha ha he he he dont go theres nothing you can do unless you look at the oldies lol
Hit it with a stick and think of Big Bird from Sesame Street
you wont get one, i used to worry about the same thing, but it just does not happen,
You can't, if it happens just hang your beach towel over it.
what the ****?
dont go
sorry, i swore
hahahahaa if only there were nothing but pretty naked girls!! it's mostly flabby old guys hoping to see some boobs lmao
You actually won't have one. You will see.
Dig it into sand when it happens
choke the chicken before you leave for the beach
Go swimming, the water is cool enough to cool you off.
Stop perving out, or lay on your front
I do not think it will be huge and just think about horrible ugly things
If your self-publicising 'arousal' took place on Mykonos's 'Super Paradise' beach, you, will be instantly declared........'belle of the ball!"
Your just showing off now. Ha Ha
Blow a load before you go!
first of all, they are all horny men in their 20's - 30's (like you) and old men and women... but if there are pretty naked girls, close your eyes and think something along the lines of "cold showers, spiders, that girl that does the weather... NO not that girl that does the weather... rain... boulders... uhhh... hernia check... with that ugly doctor... yeah... that's it..." and your good to go... if all else fails, run to the water and gaze from afar... you horny pervert, you... lol...
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